The first time I saw the ad with the girl that says "....I have to always be prepared, and I can't tell my friends what I do...." I thought it was a joke! But, then I saw the ad again and again.
How sad is that? The CIA has to openly recruit mall ninjas on national television with a cheesy advertisement for their "clandestine services". I never thought I'd see the fall of Communism in my lifetime. I think this is #2.