[MtStream]

Thought this topic could be something we chuckle at.


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[MtStream]

Today I learned a dog can turn the cone of shame into a megaphone (and aim it through the bedroom door).

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[Otintx]

LOL, it is early yet I also have had a revelation already today :

It is way too cold in Tropical Paradise and I have learned that I do not like winter time ....

From one of the past places where I worked, poor Benny, he did not understand :

 

[MtStream]

I learned that 60 cents a round for 9mm is "On Sale!"

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[Otintx]

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it is raining ....

 

[Otintx]

Unbelievable !

 

[MtStream]

Unbelievable !

Dang, that just killed the reality factor for John Wick films! No one will believe someone could afford that much ammo!

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[Otintx]

 

[MtStream]

I learned that old smoke alarms are related to Freddie Krueger - they keep interrupting dreams and every time you think you’ve finally killed it, it comes back to life!


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[Otintx]

I learned that if you lie on the couch watching streaming tv and napping all day, it is real hard to sleep that nite ...

Gonna be a long day today !

 

[MtStream]

This morning I learned the definition of a modern day *******:

Duct Tape repair on the Nespresso machine


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[Otintx]

I used a Keurig until I had to have pot coffee again to satisfy the urge ....


And then therre is this after I broke the carafe in the sink :

 

[MtStream]

LOL! That’s awesome! How do you grab ahold of it to pour the coffee without burning your hand?


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[Otintx]

Oven mitts !

I also learned that no matter how many of the Keruig "hacks" (the thing that made the machine use non keurig cups) you saved in the kitchen drawer, once the Keurig machine is gone they are no longer needed !

 

[MtStream]

I learned to never throw out an old coffee maker . . . Sometimes even Duct Tape fails.


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[Otintx]

lol !

Drove to the store yesterday and when I came out with 6 bags of groceries the truck would not start. After several attempts to try and start it I decided to let the computer readout scroll and at the end of the message was a warning that the oil level was low and the motor was locked out until it was remedied !

Went back in and got a quart of oil and put it in and the motor started up ! ! !

Learned a 15 year old truck is smarter than a 65 year old man ...

 

[MtStream]

People are stupid reminder:

Elon Musk Tweeted people should switch to a messaging app called Signal. Signal is owned by a nonprofit organization and development is funded by donations.

A completely unrelated company named Signal Advanced whose stock is an OTC went up 1,100%. This company does not have a working website (a Wordpress template is up but not completed) and has not had a full time employee reported since March 2019. Some financial news sources reported people were buying stock in this unrelated company. The next day the stock went up another 900%. Now all the news sources are reporting on it. So what does everyone do? Crash the stock? Naaa, they kept buying pushing it up another 400%.

By this time the stock has gone from 60 cents to over $70. It then crashes to single digits but amazingly enough, it rallies!!! Ending at $19/share.

I can (somewhat) understand the people who bought on day one. But day 2, 3, 4 and now 5? Talk about having blinders on.


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[OHgaz]

Some still buying after the first day may have known and shorted their stock to make more money as the price dropped. But that was most likely very few.

Gaz

 

[MtStream]

Today I learned why the US Postal Service is bankrupt

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[Otintx]

I learned that maybe UPS is not much smarter than USPS ....


I sent a gift to someone in Rosenberg via UPS, it was to be delivered to the office manager in the office, UPS is sending it back to me as undelivered because there was no apartment number on it .... 10 dollars to send a ring box to Rosenberg and back to me !