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I thought a few of you might be interested in what the year to date statistics on Airport screening as published by the Department of Homeland Security/TSA

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemmoroids 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

Just trying to keep everyone in the know.
 

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Dang, I need to fly. They won't check my prostate under insurance because they say I'm too young. :)
 
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