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Seems a North Carolinian failed to make a complete stop at a stop sign today, and got pulled over by a local police officer. He handed the officer his driver's license, insurance verification and vehicle registration, plus his concealed handgun permit.
"Okay, Mr. Yates," the officer said, "I see you have a concealed-handgun permit. Are you carrying today?"
"Yes sir, I am."
"Well then, better tell me what you got."
Mr. Yates says, "Well, I got a Glock 22 on my right hip, a Glock 26, cross-carry on my left side and a Glock19 in the glove box. And, I've got a Ruger LCP in my right boot."
"Okay," the officer asked. "Anything else?"
"Yes sir, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 rifle and a Mossberg Persuader 12 gauge pump shotgun. That's about it."
"Mr.Yates, are you on your way to or from a gun range?"
“No Sir."
"Well then, what are you afraid of?"
"Not a damn thing Officer ...!"
“Well, er, uh, have a nice day, Sir”!
"Okay, Mr. Yates," the officer said, "I see you have a concealed-handgun permit. Are you carrying today?"
"Yes sir, I am."
"Well then, better tell me what you got."
Mr. Yates says, "Well, I got a Glock 22 on my right hip, a Glock 26, cross-carry on my left side and a Glock19 in the glove box. And, I've got a Ruger LCP in my right boot."
"Okay," the officer asked. "Anything else?"
"Yes sir, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 rifle and a Mossberg Persuader 12 gauge pump shotgun. That's about it."
"Mr.Yates, are you on your way to or from a gun range?"
“No Sir."
"Well then, what are you afraid of?"
"Not a damn thing Officer ...!"
“Well, er, uh, have a nice day, Sir”!