On the wife to put on make-up to go to the range. I figure I'm lucky that she likes to shoot almost as much as I do, and I'm thankful for the afternoon off to spend it together shooting but seriously, make-up. I'm amped up and ready and she's gonna be another 30 minutes. I can go from dead asleep to out the door in 40 minutes and that includes ironing my shirt. What can possibly take women 2 hours. Aww hell, thanks for letting me vent.