I have saw those before. They are funny. Almost makes me wish I was working the streets again I would probably use a couple of them.
That is funny! One of best friends is a Sargent for highway patrol!17. "Do you know who my dad is?" Cop says, "Why, your mama never told you?"
Lol, I heard that one on a movie but never had the chance to say it.
Me: Just a slow learnerMy favorite!
18. Officer: Sir,do you know how fast you were going"? (In a 55 MPH zone)
Me: Well, officer, I was doing about 60 when I saw you.
Officer: Well, you were doing 69 when I saw you! Sign Here!
Two weeks later in the same spot:
Officer: "You don't giveup easily, do you?
I no longer drive on that road!
My sister in law used to have a red IROC Z-28. She got picked out of a line of about five cars all speeding. The cop told her he pulled her over because she had the red sports car. Sometimes it pays to be "The Grey Man".a friend was going to Nashville Tn. he was on I-24 were it intersects with I-65, speeding with everyone else. a police officer picks him out of the crowded highway, he pulls over and got the ticket. my friend asked why he got him instead of the others and the officer said " well it's kind of like fishing, you can't get them all".