[sfguard]

Ok all, I know alot of us on here have been around awhile and know what the mall ninja is. However, I also know there are some here new to guns, forums and so on. I also know alot of people are looking for other forums because they are getting really tired of some of the political correctness and other BS some other sites are forcing down people's throats now.

So, it is only a matter of time before someone uses the term mall ninja. I thought everyone should be aware of the meaning, and the very humorous story behind it. It is a long one lots of reading but if you don't have tears of laughter in your eyes while reading something is wrong or maybe you are one and just don't see the humor.

Regardless here is the link to the story of the mall ninja. One that should be mandatory reading for all gun forum nuts just like the constitution should be taught to some un-named democrats, and republicans. Get ready to laugh

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

 

[Tailhunter]

Gecko45 was infamous over at GT.

 

[99gsspyder]

WoW is all I can say...the "A one time experiementation while in the military" line was a classic..I almost lost it

 

[Boomer]

LOL, funny read. There are about 4 or 5 guys that are wanna be swat types, they fit that profile to the T. Great post sfguard, gave me a good laugh.

 

[__jb]

Great read for a quiet Sunday afternoon...

 

[sfguard]

the man was a SEAL, and a demolitions expert, but I couldn’t just let him blow himself up. Too much C4, improper detonator-I could go on, but you know what I mean and what I did.

This was one of my favorite parts of it. This and the modifed electric cart thing

 

[__jb]

I read you 5x5...

My favorite part was shooting dangerous shoplifters in the knees... Yea, that would happen...

 

[sfguard]

I read you 5x5...

My favorite part was shooting dangerous shoplifters in the knees... Yea, that would happen...

I guess one can only dream

 

[99gsspyder]

OK guys so im watching TV and this Frontline flea and tick commercial comes on...It has Ninjas in it...I litteraly fall out of my chair laughing because the first thing that came to mind was this thread. I look up and my wife is giving me this "do i need to take you to the psych ward" look so i let her read it and even she finds it funny as hell.

http://www.completekiller.com/ent

there is a link to the commercial

 

[Boomer]

Maybe we could ask this guy, hes a ninja, on what he thinks of it all. http://askaninja.com/

 

[sfguard]

OK guys so im watching TV and this Frontline flea and tick commercial comes on...It has Ninjas in it...I litteraly fall out of my chair laughing because the first thing that came to mind was this thread. I look up and my wife is giving me this "do i need to take you to the psych ward" look so i let her read it and even she finds it funny as hell.

http://www.completekiller.com/ent

there is a link to the commercial

It's always best when your laughing your butt off and nobody else has a clue why. For some reason that always makes me laugh even harder

 

[dprice77]

Thats just too much. If you guys havnt already seen it, go to youtube and search for the hillbilly ninja. Its pretty funny. And before you ask, no hes not my brother and or cousin. lol. Dont go ninjin somebody that dont need ninjin.

 

[sfguard]

My daughter likes to laugh and joke about the Ninji chop. Too funny

 

[99gsspyder]

Well I think we have figured out who Gecko45 is. The Hillbilly Ninja, I mean think about it, that explains all the grammar problems and everything lol.

 

[sfguard]

There are alot that think Gecko45 was a regular member that took out another name on the forum and started running a joke then kept it going on a couple of forums until they got tired of it. But nobody has ever came forward and admitted to it that I am aware of.

 

[dprice77]

Well I think we have figured out who Gecko45 is. The Hillbilly Ninja, I mean think about it, that explains all the grammar problems and everything lol.

Hey thats not funny. Im from WV too. Haha

 

[rydd2]

Okay now I read it and.......(blank stare on my face).....I just don't know about this, there just can't be someone like that, can it? I guess my reaction is I should feel safe when I go to a mall.... uuuummmmmmmm, I feel like I killed a ton of brain cells after reading that!

That is why I do not go to other forums anymore!

 

[99gsspyder]

Hey thats not funny. Im from WV too. Haha

its all good,im from NC so there isnt a whole lot I can say..I was born in a town that has hick in the name lol